Monday, November 17, 2008

POLYNEICES BURIED!

Breaking news, the proclaimed traitor, Polyneices, was buried by an unspecified person, reported late yesterday. The so called "burial" took place where Polyneices was slain in battle, at an uncertain time yesterday. Authorities are still searching for the suspect, and no suspects have been disclosed to the public. King Creon states in an adress to the public, "The people of Thebes and I are greatly angered by this blatant defying of orders and rules set down by me, the king, and whoever commited this atrocity will be severly punished. I am ashamed to hear that my commands would be disrupted.". King Creon refused to comment about any suspects thought to have taken part in the crime, although, a search conducted by the city sentries show no trace of any burial ritual at all. "Further extensive search on this crime must be done to find out who did this foul act", the leading city sentry said in a breif interveiw after the discovery of the crime. Hopfully soon the criminal will befound.

-Ryanticus, The Thebes Press

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